Our balance sheet has never been stronger, declared the board of a listed company in a statement to the Singapore Stock Exchange on April 10, 2015. Its shares were trading at $6.73 at the time. These days, you can pick up its shares for 6 cents apiece if you have the stomach for a gamble.
The company in question Noble Group in case you hadn't already guessed put out its Lord Haw Haw-style statement in response to a note by prolific short-seller Muddy Waters.
If Noble was so thoroughly convinced it was in the right, of course, it could have taken to Singapore's...